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don’t ever fall in love it’s not worth it at all like not even slightly. unless you can see the future (you can’t) and know that it will be absolutely perfect (it probably wont)

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i think im gonna make this my personal blog or whatever but im not gonna bother with a theme probably just an icon or something simple idk

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*takes bite of sandwich * yo this club fuckin SUCKS

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A common complaint about the USSR was that waiters had no incentive to be nice to patrons, and so Americans pride themselves on the fact that they threaten people with poverty to bring them coffee with a smile.

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shavingryansprivates:

im not like most girls, i’m 

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She’s completely blended in. She’s a sweet girl, don’ t you think?

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gnarltonbanks:

And there ya have it, folks.

gnarltonbanks:

And there ya have it, folks.

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merosse:

my brother’s dog graduated from beginner education obedience school i’m crying

merosse:

my brother’s dog graduated from beginner education obedience school i’m crying

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synecdoche:

“How are you?”
“I’ve been crying a lot about Onion articles.”
“Me too.”

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